An Engineer dies
An Engineer dies... and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the
level of comfort, he starts designing and building
improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning,
flush toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty
popular guy.
One
day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going
down there?"
Satan says, "Hey
things are going great. We've got air conditioning and
flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling
what this engineer is going to come up with
next."
God is horrified.
"What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake
- he should never have gone down there! You know all
engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here!”
Satan says, "No
way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I'm keeping
him."
God says, “Send him
back up here, or I'll sue."
"Yeah, right,"
Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a
lawyer??
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