Signs to make you laugh
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix." **********
In a Podiatrist's office:"Time wounds all heels." ************
On a Septic Tank Truck:Yesterday's Meals on Wheels **************************
At an Optometrist's Office:"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." **************************
On a Plumber's truck:"We repair what your husband fixed." *************************
*On another Plumber's truck:"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." **************************
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :"Invite us to your next blowout."**************************
On an Electrician's truck:"Let us remove your shorts." **************************
In a Non-smoking Area:"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." **************************
On a Maternity Room door:"Push. Push. Push." **************************
At a Car Dealership:"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." **************************
Outside a Muffler Shop:"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." **************************
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" **************************
At the Electric Company"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.However, if you don't, you will be." **************************
In a Restaurant window:"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up." **************************
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:"Drive carefully. We'll wait." **************************
At a Propane Filling Station:"Thank heaven for little grills." **************************
And don't forget the sign at aCHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:"Best place in town to take a leak."
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