G-d's Plan for Aging
Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His Wisdom G-d decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking.
And G-d looked down and saw that it was good.
Then G-d saw there was another need. In His Wisdom He made seniors lose coordination so they would drop things requiring them to bend, reach & stretch.
And G-d looked down and saw that it was good.
Then G-d considered the function of bladders and decided seniors would have additional calls of nature requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise.
G-d looked down and saw that it was good.
So if you find as you age, you are getting up and down more, remember it’s G-d’s will. It is all in your best interest even though you mutter under your breath.
There are nine (9) Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older
#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
#8 Life is sexually transmitted.
#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
#6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart.
If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
#5 Give a person a fish and you feed him/her for a day.
Teach a person to use the Internet and he/she won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird..
Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.
Please share this wisdom with others while I go to the bathroom.
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