Dear Friends,

It is this time of year. We are celebrating Christmas in July again. Everybody loves to get a bargain. From free merchandise to never heard of sales. It sure feels like Christmas!

Fetish Fantasy Lingerie - BLOW OUT SALE 50% OFF! While supplies last!

Simple & True Vibrating E Ring - Butterfly

Enhance Erections & Increase Sexual Pleasure at the Same Time!The Vibrating E Ring is a thicker ring for a firmer hold to encourage a longer lasting erection. Can be worn with/without a condom, and are water resistant.       Reg.Price $5.99                              NOW ONLY $3.99

Compact Pro Travel Massager Silver

Also known more commonly under Pocket Rocket.
Hand grip portable design. Includes 4 seperate massage heads.  Reg. Price $14.99                   NOW ONLY 7.99

Earthly Body - Edible Massage Oil Heart Candle

Vanilla - Peach or Chocolate A mouthwatering edible massage oil in unique candle form. Made with completely natural, high end ingredients that nourish and moisturize the skin while adding a dreamily smooth glide to hands-on touch, the melty, indulgent scent and silky feel helps soothe away stress and tension, plus, it's edible, lickable, and delicious. Anyone with sensitive skin will appreciate the truly natural ingredient list, you can pronounce and recognize everything, from soybean, coconut, hemp seed, apricot, jojoba and avocado oils to nourishing Vitamin E. Contains 4.7 oz Reg. Price $22.99                                                      NOW ONLY $14.99

Audrey Hollander CyberSkin Pile Driver Pussy and Ass

Pardon  our language, but this is what it's called.
Made of 100% TPR, this masturbator is conveniently compatible with any great water based lube, and cleans easily using warm soapy water or a good toy care fluid/foam. CyberSkin needs to be dried completely before storage- any unwanted tackiness can be eliminated with simple cornstarch powder.
Reg. Price $329.99     NOW ONLY $169.99

Ho Ho Ho

We have some FREE t-shirts* that we are giving away with any purchase!

We also have some FREE sample lubes* we are giving away with any purchase!

While supplies last! Hurry in, we only have so many!

* One per day/per customer

Toy Storage

The safest way to keep your sex toys safe is to put each one in its own little bag – whether it’s to keep the cheaper materials from degrading faster, or to keep your silicone lint-free. Plastic bags can work fine, but “tacky” materials like some silicone and jelly rubber will have too much material friction against plastic to go in smoothly. I’ve always liked using organza bags. Partially sheer so you can see what toy is in the bag, keeps a barrier between the toys, can be washed, allows for some air flow in case your toy isn’t 100% dry and looks nice.

Fun Fact

In case you were wondering, there is enough sperm in one single man to impregnate every woman on the planet who is fertile.